E. coli
Sweeping the nation one toilet at a time. Ok… it’s not funny, but what is funny is that I had a major case of the $hits today. No, I didn’t have any spinach but I was running to the bathroom like every 20mins. Oh and did it burn! After a little online research I found out that I was just having acidic indigestion, hence the burning. Curiously, my source said that it is usually due to dairy products. As I recall the only dairy I’ve had in the past couple days is cheddar cheese on top of my awesome omelet. However, I did put mushrooms in my awesome omelet (one of the reasons for the awesomeness). We all know mushrooms are grown in turds so I could have possibly gotten sick from the mushrooms as well.
We’ll see how the john goes tomorrow…
